Alien Craft Vaporizes Sun Bathers

That would be the headline if the National Enquirer or Starr magazine got ahold of this photo. It is really just a kite some guy was flying on the beach yesterday. "The Ray Beam" was the vapor trail from a high flying jet. My son and I went over to Myrtle Beach SC for a concert Tuesday night and I learned a few things while driving there. The main one was this : "Eating fried chicken while driving on a South Carolina interstate highway is unsafe for myself and others around me. " That is the official quote. (They must teach a class on this at SC Highway Patrol School) Slinging chicken bones out the window is also unsafe. Officially